This Moffat brown-nosing session is filling me with so much hate.
They forgot to cover the 2011 onwards “insufferable hack” era of his career.
What an arsehole. I hope he trips.
So Steven Moffat finally blocked me earlier this month…
GLaDOS: Oh. It’s you.
The Doctor: HELLO! I’d say it’s nice to see you again but I can’t see you and I’m not a liar. Well I am sometimes. Not now though. Love what you’ve done with the place! Very clinical. Nice panels-
GLaDOS: What do you want?
The Doctor: Portal Gun! My good friend Rory and I have some moon related business to take care of.
GLaDOS: You mean the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device?
The Doctor: That’s the one! If you’d be so kind as to-
GLaDOS: It was discontinued. But while you’re here, how about some cake? It’s delicious. And moist.
Rory: I wouldn’t mind some cake actually, Doctor. I-
The Doctor: Trust me, Rory, you don’t want the cake! Biggest mistake of my life, accepting that cake. Well, one of them. Anyway! Yes! Portal Gun! I know you still have them! Make it two and make it snappy.
GLaDOS: Why should I? What’s to stop me filling this room full of deadly neurotoxin and watching you die an agonising, hilarious death?
The Doctor: Time-Lord constitution. Your neurotoxin is only deadly to humans. I’m actually quite fond of a touch of neurotoxin here and there. Keeps the brain acti-
GLaDOS: Shut up. What about your companion? He’s human, and from the looks of things he’d have no trouble breathing nice and deep. Ha ha.
Rory: Oi! Less of that…robot…voice…lady!
The Doctor: Ah. Right. Well, the thing is…Caroline…if you so much as harm a hair on his head, I’ll be forced to tear this facility apart and…well, it looks like you’ve just rebuilt.
GLaDOS: Don’t call me…Ugh. I hate you. …Fine, take what you want, just get that ridiculous bow-tie out of my sight. You look like an idiot.
The Doctor: I knew you’d see reason. Rory! Grab a Portal Gun and get back to the TARDIS. As for you, “GLaDOS”, I’ll be seeing you again soon enough.
GLaDOS: Oh? For what?
The Doctor: For science!
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